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Particularly awesome – and oddly professional A character goes to a lock-upīe stealthy don’t slurp. Now it’s a party! A honeypot scheme is underwayĪlways ends well Someone has sex in the line of duty Take an extra large glug if you immediately hate him/her. Spy Basics 101 KGB agents get a new handler People go into the FBI “vault”ĭrink all those secrets in, folks. Hold a hand to your heart and raise a glass to that goddamn hero while you’re at it. That mail robot is legit too pure for this world. If she’s wearing a power suit, look miserable af. If she’s wearing neon, spandex, or leg warmers, get up and do a star jump. Matthew appears or is mentionedĪlso: do an air guitar solo. Keep an eye on the left side of the agent’s face to inspire your “drinking tick”. Actually, unless it’s Stan & Phillip, NO DRINKS while any other characters are drinking – this ain’t no comedy, people. Really go to town on your drink if it happens to be a Miller High Life. Oh shit – go easy on this one or you’ll be hammered within five minutes. Yeehaw! AMERICA! Miller High Life! Phillip pulls a legendary sad face
Phillip puts his cowboy boots on and/or goes line-dancing Take an extra slurp if he looks super sad while doing so. More mysterious than life after ten drinks. ” There is a scene in EST or EST is mentioned I’d like to book a flight to shitfaced, for departure immediately. Go on, have a can of coke, you crazy kid! The travel agency is mentioned or we visit the travel agency Take a larger sip if you’re immediately filled with envy. Anyone mentions Henry or Henry appearsīecause he’s the only character with badass Misha genes who actually thinks he is meek Phillip’s offspring Henry plays video games or hockey Phillip and/or Elizabeth lies to the kids Putting ideology before family never made you more thirsty. Mom of the year?! Elizabeth spouts anti-American / pro-Communist rhetoricĮxtra drink if you think all sides are wrong Elizabeth says something particularly cruel Much talent, such wow Elizabeth talks to Henry
Elizabeth smokes a cancer stickĮxtra points if you fancy blazing one up yourself (and looking super intense as you do) Elizabeth works on a drawing Anyone smokes weedīlaze up, friends! This is the good Afghani stuff ℅ the Center. “Are you there, God? It’s me, Timmy.” The dude is such a Judy Blume character it’s unreal. Anyone wears bad 80s jeansĮasy with this one – ya girl Paige has a wardrobe loaded with ‘em. Might as well drink, because the conversation just interrupted will never get picked up again. It’s always in the middle of something – and never a good omen. is cold / snowyĪnd hopefully as frosty as your drink is. Sing “The Star Spangled Banner”, goddammit.
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Likely pronounced by (the) Soviets Anti-Soviet propaganda is taught at school or on TV
Shady wig? Bad glasses? Terrible makeup? Start chugging. Take a sip/glug/slurp when: Someone undergoes a disguise change Who we are drinking for: Phillip Jennings Elizabeth Jennings Henry Jennings Paige Jennings Stan Beeman Clark Westerfeld Martha Hanson FBI Mail Robot Oleg Burov Nina Krilova The Jenning’s Travel Agency The “Americans’” KGB handlers The KGB Rezident Renee Matthew Pastor TimĪnd more. We are eternally bummed this current season will be its last, so to numb the pain we devised this drinking game. It’s a show that has something for everyone – spies, sex, drama, dressup, and Felicity (with hair intact). If you like peak TV, you’re probably a fan of the prestige drama The Americans.
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By: Amy Roberts Crack open a cold (war) one: ‘The Americans’ Drinking Game
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